document.write("<P align=center><STRONG><U>Two Little Boys</U></STRONG> <BR><BR>After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the water hole. <BR><BR>As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother ran to the yard in a panic. \"Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!\" she asked as she shook the older boy in anger. <BR>\"We were just playing \'church\' mommy,\" he said. </P>")
document.write("<P align=center><B><U>\"I was just baptizing him...in the name of the Father, the Son and in...</U></B></P>")
document.write("<P align=center><B><U>the hole-he-goes. \"</U></B> </P>")